[Verse 1] Welcome to Lethal.Co, we’re glad you’re here, We’ve got ghosts and monsters, and a bit of cheer. Don’t mind the shadows or the screams in the hall, Our safety protocols? Well, they’re not much at all. (Just sign here, it's only your soul we're asking for...) [Pre-Chorus] We’ve got you on payroll, and that’s all you need, Ignore the haunted office, and just do your deed. We’re here to ensure that you have a blast, With benefits so great, you’ll forget the past! (Except for that one guy—he didn’t make it. But don’t worry, he’s probably still here in spirit...) [Chorus] Welcome to The Company, where danger’s a thrill, And your job’s guaranteed to give you a chill. Don’t worry ‘bout the ghosts or the things that go bump, We’ve got perks and insurance, though your heart might thump! [Verse 2] We’ve got top-notch facilities, don’t take our word, The blood stains on the floor are just for the absurd. Your job’s to collect scrap, and maybe survive, If you make it through the night, then you’re doing just fine. (We recommend bringing a change of pants. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.) [Pre-Chorus] Our ratings are stellar, just don’t check the reviews, Our job satisfaction’s a blend of thrills and bruises. The monsters are friendly, just don’t get too close, And our HR’s a legend, though it’s hard to boast! (Legend has it, our HR manager once wrestled a ghost and won. Or so they say...) [Chorus] Welcome to The Company, where excitement is prime, And your only regret’s that you didn’t bring time. Don’t worry ‘bout the hauntings or the spooky sounds, We’ve got all you need, except for safe grounds! [Bridge] Our mission is simple: we’re here to entertain, A little risk adds spice, and we’ll keep you sane. If you’re scared or worried, just remember the perk, You’re paid extra for bravery, so get back to work! (Or at least try to—run if you see something that looks like it’s made of shadows...) [Chorus] Welcome to The Company, where excitement is prime, And your only regret’s that you didn’t bring time. Don’t worry ‘bout the hauntings or the spooky sounds, We’ve got all you need, except for safe grounds! [Outro] So welcome aboard, and don’t mind the frights, We’re thrilled to have you in our paranormal sights. The Company’s calling, and it’s time to play, Just keep your head down, and you’ll be okay! (And remember, it’s only a job if you make it through the night.)