Somebody once told me, "Ainz, you're lookin' bony," But you’re the top undead in the land, You were feelin' kinda tense, trapped in VR defense, Now you rule with your skeletal hand. Well, the spells start flyin', and the foes start dyin', Didn't think you’d be a king, but now you’re fryin', Didn’t make sense to stay in the game, When the real world’s weak, and here you’ve got fame. So much to own, so much to see, So what’s wrong with ruling NPCs? You’ll never win if you don’t play, You’ll never rise if you don’t slay. Hey now, you’re an Overlord, get your troops on, go raid, Hey now, you’re a ruler, spread your reign, get paid, And all that glitters is gold, Only Ainz Ooal Gown’s in control.