[intro] [Verse] We met at Discount Liquors(discount liquors) Guess that should've gave me a clue. It turned out great. I knew, what to do. Went down the street, where that expensive supermarket is. The one with all those, Organic & Natural Products. You know the one. I heard there might be a new store opening, called, Whole Liquors.(whole liquors) Sounds like a whole, lot of fun. [guitar solo] [Chorus} So many Liquors Stores. Seems like there's one on every block. So many Liquors Stores. Good thing, I like to shop. [Verse] Got a nice stash in the trunk. Gonna get a room down the shore. On our drive down, I started to notice all the other Liquor Stores. I saw, Liquor Oasis, Liquor Vault, Liquor Land, Liquor Depot. Liquor Corner and Liquor Spot. I had to turn on the A C, cause I was getting hot. Liquor Wholesale, Liquor Junction Liquor Basics, Liquor Warehouse. [guitar solo] [Chorus} So many Liquors Stores. Seems like there's one on every block. So many Liquors Stores. Good thing, I like to shop. [bridge] Liquor Basement, which was really close to Backdoor Liquors. By the golf course, I became aquatinted with, 18 Holes Liquor. Which took up a bit of my time. She didn't seem to mind. We past, Late Night Liquors, All Night Liquors. Quicker Liquors, and Liquor Plus. Liquor Academy, All Pro Liquors. and a place called, World's Best Liquors & Meat. Wonder if Buddy the Elf popped in, to congratulate them on their feat. Katz Liquors, Peter’s Liquor, Liquor World, Liquor City [guitar solo] The place I find the best bang for my buck. Is Downtown Liquors. I even own a punchcard. [Chorus} So many Liquors Stores. Seems like there's one on every block. So many Liquors Stores. Good thing, I like to shop. [outro fade]