[Verse 1] I'm on Planet Retard if you know what I mean We all love our Beautiful Retarded Queen Her name is Poi and she's so damn cute She can't read or write or even play a flute BUT SHE LOVES TO SAY THE WORD [Chorus] NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU [Verse 2] She runs around in Black Face She is Stardoms true and only Ace She talks to all the cows swims in the rivers of whip cream With Queen Poi life is just a blissful dream So get off your ass and get on the ship Because Planet Retard is worth the Trip And when you get here remember we do say [Chorus] NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU NEEEGARU NEEGARU NEEGARU [Verse 3] Oh Planet Retard I love Planet Retard With Poi as our queen life will never be hard You will feel your IQ drop as you fly in the breeze dont worry that you're getting stupid as you will be living a life of ease