( @undeadchickens ) Don Quacko's Dis Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/77650604-a04c-4a2b-b184-e85afca2e53e -------------------------------------------------- [intro] Good evening Gumm I’m kind’a struck dumb You faulty calculation A missing checksum Thought you were an urban legend like albino alligator Now you’re here a talking herring mixed up with a Now n’ Later [chorus] One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish What on God’s green earth are you fish? Doctor Seuss or dish from Suez? Don’t be koi Curious what you says [verse] Rapper in a wrapper, son or maybe you just rapper (ish) you look like a thing somebody’s grandma left in dirty dish This October children want something they can find tastes delish Yeah sorry kids Happy Halloween, Here’s a...fish?? [verse] What has got two fins and maybe swims and calls for extra floss Guess this is a case of where your weird win here is Darwin’s loss Thoughts of grander plan met with a fruit to cause your mouth to pucker Dad a lonely halibut Your mom an open jar of Smuckers? [verse] Are you food chain or more Two Chainz? Rap or tasty snack? Business like a mullet, where you taste like Smarties in the back? If you’re in a field guide What page are you listed on? Did your daddy have to swim up Publix grocery aisle to spawn? [instrumental] [chorus] One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish What on God’s green earth are you fish? Something spawned from Exxon Valdez Curious Please appease [verse] Saw you on a Fat Bear Week when hungry bear it spit you out Wanted taste of salmon but instead it tasted trouser trout Odor is'nt better like a dish that someone couldn’t save Smells like a Korean co-worker used the microwave [verse] Jumped from feygele’s bagel you finagled free from being lox? Maybe from a Captain D’s you cut a hole in cardboard box Toxic sludge found Nemo first? A Disney story unrehearsed If seen in a theater you go up front and get reimbursed [verse] I dunno I think maybe a dream became an issue when Monkey paw came into hands of lonely Gorton’s Fisherman Made a wish and twisted hell erupted from his plaintive plea Family tree a problem now for 23 and Me [chorus] One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish How many nightmares did we wish? Woke up screaming on Deepwater Horizon Flies on some kinda Jell-O mold with eyes on [outro] I’m-ah have a drink now Tasty whiskey for me Thank you for attending this here origin story Inconclusive speculation born from gelid aberration Compilation funded by the WTF Foundation One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish One fish Two fish Who the hell knew fish [end]
