(Verse 1) Oh wow, you’re back? That’s unexpected Like your “promises” – all past-tense corrected You always said I was too dramatic Now you’re in my DMs? That’s kinda tragic (Pre-Chorus) Guess you miss the way I called you out Bet you hate the way I’m better now Oops, my bad – you thought I’d be crying? Nah, babe, I’m thriving (Chorus) So thanks for the trauma, I’ll put it in a song Turned my heartbreak into a Billboard bomb Oh, you’re sorry? That’s so sweet I’d care if you weren’t dead to me Oh, thanks for the drama, it paid my rent Turns out pain is fucking great content Hope you love this melody It’s the last time you’ll hear from me (Verse 2) Remember when you said I was “too much”? Now you’re out here missing my touch Bet you told your friends I was “crazy” But funny thing—they still like me (Pre-Chorus) Guess you miss the way I called you out Bet you hate the way I’m better now Oops, my bad – you thought I’d be crying? Nah, babe, I’m thriving (Chorus) So thanks for the trauma, I’ll put it in a song Turned my heartbreak into a Billboard bomb Oh, you’re sorry? That’s so sweet I’d care if you weren’t dead to me Oh, thanks for the drama, it paid my rent Turns out pain is fucking great content Hope you love this melody It’s the last time you’ll hear from me (Bridge - spoken, sarcastic) Wait, you thought I’d take you back? LMAO. Nah. Oh, and that hoodie I “forgot” at your place? I set it on fire. Looked cute burning, though. (Final Chorus - even more savage, high-energy) So thanks for the trauma, I’ll put it in a song You’re the reason I moved the fuck on Oh, you’re sorry? That’s so sweet But guess what? Still dead to me Oh, thanks for the drama, it paid my rent If I see you out? I’ll pretend I don’t recognize your face ‘Cause babe, I already replaced you (Outro - whispered, cheeky) Block. Delete. Next.