[Verse 1] Im rubbin’ one out on the living room floor Cuz my wife won’t suck my dick anymore She used to Hawk Tuah right on that thing But she stopped one she got that wedding ring [Verse 2] And now it’s just me and this cold six pack Tuggin’ my meat laying flat on my back She’s watching her shows while I’m watching the door Cuz I’m rubbin one out on the living room floor [Chorus] She won’t suck We barely fuck The only action I get is muddin’ in my truck There’s just one thing A wedding ring The reason I’ve got a lonely ding-a-ling [Verse 3] We got married in 92 Ever since that day my boys have been blue The only thing I didn’t expect Is that the rest of my life included no neck [Verse 4] And now I’m drinking away all my penile woes Leaving stains on the floor and sometimes my clothes She might as well just shoot me dead I can’t continue this life without some frequent head [Bridge] She’s mighty allergic to my pee pee All I wanna do is check for cavities Slide it deep into that warm ol’ hole Shoot a load right down into her soul [Chorus] She won’t suck We barely fuck The only action I get is muddin’ in my truck There’s just one thing A wedding ring The reason I’ve got a lonely ding-a-ling [Chorus] She won’t suck We barely fuck The only action I get is muddin’ in my truck There’s just one thing A wedding ring The reason I’ve got a lonely ding-a-ling (Suck me beautiful)