╭───────────────.★..─╮ Etiquette at WC Song Lyrics and arrangement by SpIkEy Copyright © 2026 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ www.suno.com/@spikey76 ╰─..★.───────────────╯ Etiquette at WC "The Urinal Song" ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ YeaH-HaW! Woo! HAaa! ─..★.──────────────── Queue politely, That's the way, don't hide in a cubicle, Hey, that's gay, pick a spot, and avoid other men, Then take out. your one true friend- ────────────────.★..─ when ya' got to go-, You've got to go- Now let it out, nice n' slow- don't cause a splash. Or you're in trouble aim it right. don't make a puddle ─..★.──────────────── look straight ahead, all the time- glance down n' check, I guess that's fine- don't look around, at the decor- You can shake it twice, but no more-. Put away your dong- and you're done- (woa hoo! woa, woa, hoo!) Oh-, This- is, -the urinal song- (YeaH-HaW!) ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ If you really need, to number two-, I have a little, advice for you-, wait til, you get home-, There's no such thing. as a public throne- You can pinch it off-, and hold it tight, Nobody likes-, a public shite, there's never-, any roll, so better too-, take control, and wait till, You get home- ─..★.──────────────── It's all about, practicallity, one big trough. for all to pee, space out well, don't stand together, don't cross streams, Or you'll get wetter. ────────────────.★..─ look straight ahead, all the time- glance down n' check, I guess that's fine- don't look around, at the decor- You can shake it twice, but no more-. Put away your dong- and you're done- (woa hoo! woa, woa, hoo!) Oh-, This- is, -the urinal song- (YeaH-HaW!) ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ So don't forget, this key advice-, don't shit in public, it ain't nice-, spread out even, and look forward-, Or you may get, more than you wanted-, don't stray your eyes, nor turn mid-flow-, That would be a real no-no, These are the rules, you need to follow-. when using-. The public urinal-. ─..★.──────────────── Stop lookin' at my dong, ya freak! ────────────────.★..─ ─..★.──────────────── Copyright © 2026 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ
