Verse 1: I set five alarms, I'm feelin' real bold, Told myself, "Tomorrow, I’ll break the mold!" But the blanket hugged me, the pillow said “Stay,” And the mattress whispered, “Call in sick today…” Chorus: Ohhh, I tried to rise, I really did, But the bed's got power, I’m just a kid Caught in a trap of fluff and dreams— Coffee’s callin’, but I’m lost in seams! Verse 2: Sun’s peekin’ in like a nosy creep, But I’m deep in a romance with REM sleep. My socks are mad, my shoes feel betrayed, But under these sheets is where I’ve stayed. Bridge: Don't blame me, blame the thread count, Egyptian cotton? That’s a high amount! Memory foam’s got a memory too— It remembers I belong in this snooze! Chorus: Ohhh, I tried to rise, I made a vow, But the bed seduced me, somehow… Reality knocks, but I pretend— “Maybe the world will start at ten?” Outro: So if I’m late, don’t be alarmed, I was just…comfortably harmed. The bed made me do it—swear it’s true! Now hit snooze, and you’ll join me too.