My dad is bigger than your dad randy Taste the paste Taste the toothpaste Seems we've have too many shandies Wolf whistle Papers plates mate Wild whistle Paper player mate Tell it to your auntie It's no a show The dogs back He's now black He's gangster to Wrap up glad the glad wrap Stop being so sad You dumb dad [verse 1] My dad is bigger than your dad randy Taste the paste Taste the toothpaste Seems we've have too many shandies Wolf whistle Papers plates mate Wild whistle Paper player mate Tell it to your auntie It's no a show The dogs back He's now black He's gangster to Wrap up glad the glad wrap Stop being so sad You dumb dad My dad is bigger than your dad randy Taste the paste Taste the toothpaste Seems we've have too many shandies Wolf whistle Papers plates mate Wild whistle Paper player mate Tell it to your auntie It's no a show The dogs back He's now black He's gangster to Wrap up glad the glad wrap Stop being so sad You dumb dad [verse 1] My dad is bigger than your dad randy Taste the paste Taste the toothpaste Seems we've have too many shandies Wolf whistle Papers plates mate Wild whistle Paper player mate Tell it to your auntie It's no a show The dogs back He's now black He's gangster to Wrap up glad the glad wrap Stop being so sad You dumb dad [Cue end] [Silence] [Cue end] [Silence]