The Space Trashmen

🧹 Swish… swish… zap! 🚀 🌌 Out beyond the Martian rings 🛰️ We pick up all your orbiting things 🪥 Toothbrush, drone, and soda can 🥤 😬 Oops—there goes your garbage man 🧦 Floating socks and busted tech 📦 Another day, another speck ✨ We clean the stars with style and grace 🛸 Welcome to the junkyard race 🎶 We’re the Space Trashmen 🧑‍🚀 🌠 Rollin' through the stellar waste again 🥫 From satellite soup to cosmic crud 🧽 We mop your mess and love the thud 🎶 We’re the Space Trashmen 🗑️ 🪐 Zero-g janitors of sin 📢 Our motto's simple, clean and clear: “🚫 Don’t dump it here, we live out here!” 🌍 📸 Found a selfie from 2049 🍔 With a half-eaten burger in the Kuiper Line 🧦 Your lost rocket socks were sniffed by Mars ✨ We bagged 'em all in sparkling jars 🤖 “Debris detected: 7.2 billion regrets.” ✔️ Confirmed. 🗑️ Discarded. 🎶 We’re the Space Trashmen 🧼 🌌 Rollin' through the stellar waste again 🛰️ From satellite soup to cosmic crud 🧹 We mop your mess and love the thud 🎶 We’re the Space Trashmen 🛠️ 🌕 Zero-g janitors of sin 🔊 Our motto's simple, clean and clear: “🚫 Don’t dump it here, we live out here!” 👨‍🚀 🪐 We’ve seen the rings of Saturn weep 🗻 Under mountains of your junk so deep ♻️ So here’s a bin—please use with care 😈 Or we’ll yeet it all back through your air 🎶 We’re the Space Trashmen 🧽 🌠 Rollin' through the stellar waste again 🛸 From satellite soup to cosmic crud 💥 We mop your mess and love the thud 🎶 We’re the Space Trashmen 🗑️ 🛤️ Your orbit’s full of crusty sin 📡 Next time you drop a broken drone… 🚨 Remember—this is our home! 🌍✨ ━━━ 𝒞𝑜𝓂𝒶𝒯𝑜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒹𝒻𝒳✍🏻 © 2025 CTFX All rights reserved. ━━━