(Verse 1) The wind howled fierce across the heather, a shiver ran down every spine A ship appeared, a fearsome omen, a feline fleet upon the brine From every nation, every corner, cats of all breeds, a furry horde They'd crossed the seas to claim our whisky, and turn fair Scotland to a cat ward (Verse 2) The tabby army swarmed the beaches, hissing fury in the air But haggis fueled the Highland warriors, a battle cry beyond compare Lassies swung their frying pans like weapons, sending hissing kitties flying high The lads with shinty sticks and cabers, whacked those cats and made them cry (Chorus) But the Scots they stood, kilts a-flutter, bagpipes skirling, a fearsome sound Claymores held high, a fiery passion, they wouldn't let their land be bound From Glasgow streets to Highland castles, the cry went up, a mighty roar "We'll fight these felines, tooth and nail, and send them yowling to the shore!" (Bridge) The Loch Ness monster rose in anger, a mighty splash, a fearsome sight He chased the cat ships with a vengeance, sending chills on every night From Persian pudge to Maine Coons mighty, no feline force could stand their ground They yowled and scattered, fur a-flying, as Scotland's might echoed around (Chorus) The Scots they stood, kilts a-flutter, bagpipes skirling, a fearsome sound Claymores held high, a fiery passion, they wouldn't let their land be bound From Glasgow streets to Highland castles, the cry went up, a mighty roar "We'll fight these felines, tooth and nail, and send them yowling to the shore!"