Hannibal Lecter, givin’ lectures to Chubby Checker With a Black & Decker pecker-wrecker. Inspector Gadget, played by Bob Saget, Wearin’ a spiked leather jacket, Gettin’ wrecked with Inspectah Deck and Das EFX, Kiggity cashin’ checks and sniggity snappin’ necks Like Bolo Yeung, drinkitty-drinkin’ tea with Mao Tse-tung. Listenin’ to Aqualung by Jethro Tull, Target practice with the Glaive from Krull, Aimin’ at Castle Grayskull, yellin’ “Let me in!” Havin’ threesomes, sin with Teela and Evil Lyn. No need for a burner Slap the soul outta you like Ike Turner, Or Sean Connery, durin’ an armless robbery, While sharin’ ancient philosophies and prophecies With Nostradamus and Socrates. Money earnin’ Mt. Vernon, Big Adventure with Pee Wee Herman, Got him up in flames, burnin’ With a giant fireball casted by Merlin. Excalibur, drawn from the stone by Gallagher, To slice through watermelon while cacklin’ at Skeletor, Who’s got a bone to pick with Slick Rick, Gary Numan, Rob Zombie, and Rick Rubin, Claimin’ he’s “more human than human.” Drawin’ mustaches on the Mona Lisa, Eatin’ pizza on a double date with Lisa Lisa and Samantha Fox, Playin’ Xbox while Ozone and Turbo pop-lock On Paw Patrol to Back to Life by Soul II Soul. Bulldozin’ holes like Bob the Builder, High on meth and drunk off Miller, At the Sizzler with J.B. Pritzker and Bette Midler, Listenin’ to Mr. Brightside by The Killers. Rollin’ deep with Björk and Lindsay Lohan with glow in the dark hands, At a Mormon orgy while Georgie Porgie Does a eulogy of a boring story ‘Bout how he fucked his hair up with a Flowbee. Destroyin’ Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi With tactics of ancient shinobi, Lookin’ for a plan B at Handy Andy with John Candy, Memory erased like Lost In Space With Christina Applegate and Space Dandy. Sick with it like female groper ogres Like Al Bundy and Mr. Roper, Playin’ strip poker with mediocre OnlyFans models Who are bipolar with missing molars. Brighten the night on the mic, Soarin’ to new heights like Jimmy Walker on an Excitebike, Screamin’ “Dynoooomight!!!” Ultimate fight ten seconds in the first round, Knocked out and dead from a Mr. Ed donkey kick to the head. You think you’re Right Said Fred, “I’m too sexy,” But you look like a Skeksis from The Dark Crystal Sufferin’ from Stockholm syndrome. E.T. phone home with Crocodile Dundee from Down Under, Ridin’ shotgun with Stevie Wonder. Convulsin’ from watchin’ too much Dragon Ball Z, Got you sufferin’ from Parkinson’s disease. Thinkin’ you’re slayin’ like a Super Saiyan but won’t win. The only ballz that are dragon (draggin’) Are deez nuts across your chin. While I’m cockin’ my Pee Pee Longstocking in your mommy, I rizzed her to let me fist her while wearin’ High Karate, While Mr. Miyagi teaches wax on and wax off To Fonzie, Joanie, and Chachi.
