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August 10, 2024 at 5:23 PMv3.5

Verse 1 Well I've draaank At all the bars in this shitty town Yeah it's risky Drinkin' whiskey But I ain't gonna let that Keep me fom actin' like a clown Yeah I'll go to any bar In any strip mall Any Apple-fuckin'-bee's Red Robin cheesecake factory or Chili's In any fuckin country In any ol city If you look at me funny Or you talk to me shitty! I'll grab your skinny liberal snowflake arms and... (Here we go) Chorus Spin you round and round Round and round! Like a hurricane! A hurricane! Yeah your sneakers fly off And your wife and kids start screamin! Round and round you go! Then I let go and your family never sees you again! Huh! (Alright now!) Verse 2 Gimme some hot wings Need somethin' to nibble Basketballs on the tee-vee Just shut up and dribble Hey bartender, I need another beer Not a bud light I don't do gender queer El-jee-bee-tee-cue ella-menno-pee C.I.A thought control Not for me Yeah do what you want uh huh Do what you will But It ain't Jack and John No It's Jack and Jill He-him them-they Nuh-uh No way God bless The U.S.A! It's merry Christmas Not happy holidays Got one question Why is the rainbow gay? Deep state, drain the swamp! Four more years, Donald Trump Only take a knee when you pray What else do I have to say?!!!! [Bridge] Hey bartender! M.S.N bee-see gives me the blues Stop being a pussy put on Fox News Gimme Gutfield Or nothin at all Change the channel I'll put your head through the wall Here we go! Wahh hooooooooo! Yippy kai yay! Chorus Spin you round and round Like a Texas tornadoooo! Round and round! This ain't a no-spin zone! Yeah! Round and round! Yeah your Birkenstocks fly off! Round and round! And your wife and kids are crying! Round and round! Yeah I let go and your ugly family never sees you again!