[intro] Hello, gooden morning-time and make much greetings I am present here this daytime to much take citizen test? I have practiced much now and would like to much sing American most national anthem with you now happy time? My new american friends have much trained me and I make much good now yes? Ahem. Heat eet Boyz! [Verse 1] Ai em khi ez yu ɑr khi ez yu ɑr mi End vi ɑr ol tu-ɡe-zer Si khau zey rʌn laik pikz frʌm e ɡʌn Si khau zey flai, Aim krai-ink [Verse 2] Sit-tink on e korn-fleyk Vey-tink for ze væn tu kʌm Kor-po-rey-shon ti-shert, styu-pid blʌ-di Tyuz-dey Mæn, yuv bin e nou-ti boi Yu let yor feys ɡroʊ lonk [Chorus] Ai em ze eɡ-mæn Zey ɑr ze eɡ-men Ai jam ze vɑl-rʌs ɡu ɡu ɡa-joob [Verse 3] Mis-ter Sit-i po-lis-mæn sit-tink Prit-ti lit-təl po-lis-men in e rou Si khau zey flai laik Lu-si in ze skai Si khau zey rʌn, Aim krai-ink Aim krai-ink, Aim krai-ink, Aim krai-ink [Verse 4] Yel-lou-mæt-ter kʌs-tard Drip-pink frʌm e ded dokz ai Krab-a-lok-ker fish-vaif, por-no-ɡræ-fik pris-tes Boi, yuv bin e nou-ti ɡerl Yu let yor nik-kerz daun, Jes? [Chorus] Ai em ze eɡ-mæn Zey ɑr ze eɡ-men Ai jam ze vɑl-rʌs ɡu ɡu ɡa-joob. [spoken word] I feel like this is going very well now, no? [Bridge] Sit-tink in æn In-ɡlish ɡɑr-den vey-tink for ze sʌn If ze sʌn dont kʌm, yu ɡet e tæn Frʌm stænd-ink in ze In-ɡlish reyn [Chorus] Ai em ze eɡ mæn (Nau, ɡud ser, vʌt ɑr yu?) Zey ɑr ze eɡ men (E pur mæn, meyd teym tu for-chunz blouz) Ai jam ze vɑl-rʌs ɡu ɡu ɡu joob ɡa-joob pu ɡa-joob (ɡud pi-ti) [Bridge] joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! joob! [Outro] Um-pa, um-pa, stik it ʌp yor jʌm-per Ev-ri-bo-diz ɡot vʌn, ev-ri-bo-diz ɡot vʌn Sleyv, zau khæst sleyn mi; Vil-læn, teyk mai pers If ev-ver zau vilt zraiv, be-ri mai bo-di End ɡiv ze let-terz vich zau faindst e-baut mi Tu Ed-mund Erl ʌv ɡlos-ter; sik khim aut ʌ-pon ze Bri-tish Pɑr-ti Ou, ʌn-taimli dez, dez– Ai nou zi vel, e ser-vis-e-bəl Vil-læn; ez dyu-ti-ʌs tu ze vai-sez ʌv zai mis-tres ez bæd-nes vuld di-zai-er Vʌt, iz ki ded? Sit yu daun, Fɑ-zer; rest yu I do good, yes? I can see you are emotional. Me as too. That how you say, slapped? There are many more bars which I could now, how you say, spit, but I would much now prefer to proceed with knowing of the secret handshake and paying of bribes. I wish to proceed first to local spot of much alcohol drinking? Where might I find the most, how you say, women of loose moral fiber? Thank you America number one
