Why, My-My-My Beer!

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June 21, 2025 at 6:05 PMv4.5

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Why, My-My-My Beer

[Chorus – Rushed, Breathless, Drunken Devotion][Fast]
###[Fast-Paced Brass Hits] [Frantic Piano Rolls] [Breathless, Rushed]
"I don't need no Pepsi and I don't want no Coca-Cola just give me that sweet sweet taste swishing down my throat into my belly to affect my brain make me act all strange with that sweet sweet lovely taste of beer my beer my beer my my —my beer!"

[Verse 2 – Noon Delight, That Midday Romance][Slow]
Well, the sun’s high up and I’m feelin’ dry,
My lips start twitchin’, my throat’s gone shy,
I don’t need no water, don’t need no tea,
Just a golden pour, straight into me!

Oh, the world moves slow but you set me right,
One cold kiss and my future looks bright!
With every sip, girl, you’re my delight—
You make my heart dance and my soul take flight!

[Chorus — Fast] 
###[Sloppy][Spiraling][Rushed]
"I don't need no Pepsi and I don't want no Coca-Cola just give me that sweet sweet taste swishing down my throat into my belly to affect my brain make me act all strange with that sweet sweet lovely taste of beer my beer my beer my my —my beer!"

[Verse 3 – Nighttime Serenade, Deep in Love][Slow]
Now the moon’s come up and I hold you tight,
My head is light, but you feel so right,
You never leave me, you’re always near,
Oh darlin’, just one more beer!

Every barstool’s a throne when you’re in my hand,
Every jukebox plays our one-night band!
I’ll sing your praises ‘til the last call chimes—
Then I’ll take you home, ‘cause you’re always mine!

[Final Chorus – Wild and Breathless, One Last Round!]
###[Brass Chaos] [Horns Overlapping] [Slurred]
"I don't need no Pepsi and I don't want no Coca-Cola just give me that sweet sweet taste swishing down my throat into my belly to affect my brain make me act all strange with that sweet sweet lovely taste of beer my beer my beer [slurred] my my —my beer?"

[Abrupt End]

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[Verse 1 – Morning Cravings, The Longing Begins][Slow] Every morning when I wake up, I think of you… You're the only one I can trust, can turn to… I need you so badly, I need you to be mine… With your beautiful long neck and cool body feelin’ so fine… [Chorus – Rushed, Breathless, Drunken Devotion][Fast] ###[Fast-Paced Brass Hits] [Frantic Piano Rolls] [Breathless, Rushed] "I don't need no Pepsi and I don't want no Coca-Cola just give me that sweet sweet taste swishing down my throat into my belly to affect my brain make me act all strange with that sweet sweet lovely taste of beer my beer my beer my my —my beer!" [Verse 2 – Noon Delight, That Midday Romance][Slow] Well, the sun’s high up and I’m feelin’ dry, My lips start twitchin’, my throat’s gone shy, I don’t need no water, don’t need no tea, Just a golden pour, straight into me! Oh, the world moves slow but you set me right, One cold kiss and my future looks bright! With every sip, girl, you’re my delight— You make my heart dance and my soul take flight! [Chorus — Fast] ###[Sloppy][Spiraling][Rushed] "I don't need no Pepsi and I don't want no Coca-Cola just give me that sweet sweet taste swishing down my throat into my belly to affect my brain make me act all strange with that sweet sweet lovely taste of beer my beer my beer my my —my beer!" [Verse 3 – Nighttime Serenade, Deep in Love][Slow] Now the moon’s come up and I hold you tight, My head is light, but you feel so right, You never leave me, you’re always near, Oh darlin’, just one more beer! Every barstool’s a throne when you’re in my hand, Every jukebox plays our one-night band! I’ll sing your praises ‘til the last call chimes— Then I’ll take you home, ‘cause you’re always mine! [Final Chorus – Wild and Breathless, One Last Round!] ###[Brass Chaos] [Horns Overlapping] [Slurred] "I don't need no Pepsi and I don't want no Coca-Cola just give me that sweet sweet taste swishing down my throat into my belly to affect my brain make me act all strange with that sweet sweet lovely taste of beer my beer my beer [slurred] my my —my beer?" [Abrupt End]