Agent 6 Has An Alibi - (Redacted Pt. 2)

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[Intro]

[Chorus]
This report is short and of a delicate nature
Please excuse expression of views in nomenclature
Diffusing what we may choose to do is worth the try
It’s worth a mention Agent 6 has an alibi

[Verse]
Facts in brief a sheaf of grief all point now to a day
Someone, I won’t say who because the facts are gray
broke into the evidence and taking PCP
Donned a vest and then distressed went on a killing spree

Wasn’t me and Agents 1 through 5 were on a call
Days it’s needless saying we’ve done nothing but clean walls
Agent 6 is fair smart and won’t admit he did it
Says he’s been outsmarted and the perps then on him pinned it

[Chorus]
This report it’s safe to say needs be drowned in ink
Agents here are clearly smeared by scandals past we think
By the book we’ve always been but now I’m here to say
we may need management to help make this go away

Should this be an issue? We’ve done as much for you
We haven’t followed funds funding those whom you have screwed
Not naming names now be they actresses or hookers
The hills are filled with graves of their pimps or just onlookers

[Verse]
I went and had a chat with Agent 6 bare knuckled
He said to me I think I’ll lawyer up, We both chuckled
He asked me why he’s still alive? I told him dumb luck
I can’t kill you yet because you owe me twenty bucks

Agent 6 he saw the creeping perps on the wall
communicating through a mix of duck and beaver calls
They shot the joint up planning an agent take the fall
Before they knocked him out Agent 6 says he saw it all

The Canadians? Truly it’s not a real head scratcher
Surely loose moose goose-ers possessed of short stature
Documents here clearly show although we know it sucks
Agent SEVEN is a spy in league with the Canucks

[Breakdown]

[Chorus]
This report I’m writing must be shredded before dawn
It’s time the legislature picks what side they are on
Although we know at times that opinions can be varied
We can agree at least that we know the bodies buried

[Outro]
In fact Agent 6 was coming back from burying one when he spotted the Tim Horton crowd coming over the wall.

Their amazing SPYCRAFT and hidden technological PROW-ess explains how they planted Agent 6’s fingerprints all over the guns, knives and that rusty mellon-baller

AND planted his DNA as found in the victims [bleep], [bleep], [bleep] and most disturbingly, one victim’s left [bleep] socket.

My opinion, for what it’s worth is that a limited nuclear strike is warranted.

It’s what the four Senators visiting our facility that day would have wanted.

So Agent 6, You now owe me plenty, 
Let's go grab a beer. You got that 20?

[End]

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[Intro] [Chorus] This report is short and of a delicate nature Please excuse expression of views in nomenclature Diffusing what we may choose to do is worth the try It’s worth a mention Agent 6 has an alibi [Verse] Facts in brief a sheaf of grief all point now to a day Someone, I won’t say who because the facts are gray broke into the evidence and taking PCP Donned a vest and then distressed went on a killing spree Wasn’t me and Agents 1 through 5 were on a call Days it’s needless saying we’ve done nothing but clean walls Agent 6 is fair smart and won’t admit he did it Says he’s been outsmarted and the perps then on him pinned it [Chorus] This report it’s safe to say needs be drowned in ink Agents here are clearly smeared by scandals past we think By the book we’ve always been but now I’m here to say we may need management to help make this go away Should this be an issue? We’ve done as much for you We haven’t followed funds funding those whom you have screwed Not naming names now be they actresses or hookers The hills are filled with graves of their pimps or just onlookers [Verse] I went and had a chat with Agent 6 bare knuckled He said to me I think I’ll lawyer up, We both chuckled He asked me why he’s still alive? I told him dumb luck I can’t kill you yet because you owe me twenty bucks Agent 6 he saw the creeping perps on the wall communicating through a mix of duck and beaver calls They shot the joint up planning an agent take the fall Before they knocked him out Agent 6 says he saw it all The Canadians? Truly it’s not a real head scratcher Surely loose moose goose-ers possessed of short stature Documents here clearly show although we know it sucks Agent SEVEN is a spy in league with the Canucks [Breakdown] [Chorus] This report I’m writing must be shredded before dawn It’s time the legislature picks what side they are on Although we know at times that opinions can be varied We can agree at least that we know the bodies buried [Outro] In fact Agent 6 was coming back from burying one when he spotted the Tim Horton crowd coming over the wall. Their amazing SPYCRAFT and hidden technological PROW-ess explains how they planted Agent 6’s fingerprints all over the guns, knives and that rusty mellon-baller AND planted his DNA as found in the victims [bleep], [bleep], [bleep] and most disturbingly, one victim’s left [bleep] socket. My opinion, for what it’s worth is that a limited nuclear strike is warranted. It’s what the four Senators visiting our facility that day would have wanted. So Agent 6, You now owe me plenty, Let's go grab a beer. You got that 20? [End]

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