Space Trip

[Verse] Jeff Bezos straps on his helmet, And stares at the bright blue sky. Four. Three. Two! ONE!!! Jeff is about to FLYYYYYY!!! [Chorus] What Jeff doesn't know Is that I put a bomb on his rocket I set this thing to blow When my sell order of his stocks hits the market. [Verse] With thousands of pounds of thrust Jeff flies into the air I smile as he soars Like a baseball. He's out of THERE!!!! Jeff probably thinks he's the number one star I wonder which part of Jeff Bezos will plop onto Mars. [Chorus] What Jeff doesn't know, Is that I put a bomb on his rocket. I set this thing to blow, When my sell order of his stocks hits the market! [Verse] As Jeff floats gently in space, A worried look crosses his yuppy ass face, A deep rumbling, and the ship tremors Jeff doesn't know he's about to be dismembered. [Chorus] The explosion could be seen from the ground, Now Jeff is stuck in orbit, He's going round and round! So long Jeff, my mission is completed, Don't let the door hit you on the way out, You trashy billionaire sack of shit.