[chorus] Beep, Beep, Beep, went the soup machine. Beep, Beep, Beep, till it died. Beeping almost endlessly, To let us know it tried. [verse] We've made this soup a hundred times, We know the Soup Machine can do it. But for some odd reason, this final time, The machine's blade couldn't cut through it. The veg was prepped, and stock went in, The buttons were pushed as always. But for some odd reason it didn't work. I guess it just doesn't like Fridays. [chorus] Beep, Beep, Beep, went the soup machine. Beep, Beep, Beep, till it died. Beeping almost endlessly, To let us know it tried. [outro] Beep, Beep, Beep, It was warning us. Beep, Beep, Beep, no more. The soup machine had beeped its last, So we went and threw it out the back door.