[Intro] Hi, I'm Jericho. I'm not a big fan of this place. [Verse 1] I can't believe we left home for this And I can't believe we ended up here We were supposed to go to Bat's Rock and punch Cirris in the face And he fucked us over, now we're in the Cascades We travel all over this place And we met some lovely people along the way But I'm sorry, folks, we simply cannot stay [Pre-Chorus] We are working on a way back, back to Stone A way back home to where we belong [Chorus] Hey there stranger I'm sure this is a lovely place On the brink of war with a crazy king And the gods here are evil as shit There's the rot, vile and red And a lot of people wishing they were dead Fuck you Cirris, we're gonna make it back And once we do, we're gonna kick your sorry ass [Verse 2] And during our travels we've done some crazy shit We killed the Labyrinthian and considered stealing some pets We saw a dragon of rot, a prince of rot and a god of rot It seems like they need to do some deep cleaning here We also met a witch, and saw some flying keys And let's not forget about the cunt The Keeper of the Deep And while I'm at it, fuck you Kreek [Pre-Chorus] We are working on a way back, back to Stone A way back home to where we belong [Chorus] Hey there stranger I'm sure this is a lovely place On the brink of war with a crazy king And the gods here are evil as shit There's the rot, vile and red And a lot of people wishing they were dead Fuck you Cirris, we're gonna make it back And once we do, we're gonna kick your sorry ass [Bridge] We may have found a way back now Nathrae's parents are very nice And so is the king of Westmooth, although he's got a lot of sass And screw you Kreek, you can eat my ass! [Instrumental Interlude] We may have found a way back now Also, Nathrae's parents are very nice And so is the king of Westmooth, although he's got a lot of sass And screw you Kreek, you know damn well why Hey there stranger I'm sure this is a lovely place On the brink of war with a crazy king And the gods here are evil as shit There's the rot, vile and red And a lot of people wishing they were dead So screw you Cirris, we're gonna make it back And once we do... Yeah, once we do... [Outro]