They Don’t Even Have 100 Legs

[instrumental intro] [verse 1] The house centipede. Lurks in walls. The house centipede. Creeps and crawls. The house centipede. Swiftly moves. The house centipede. Frightens you. [musical interlude] [verse 2] The house centipede. In your sight. The house centipede. Such a fright. The house centipede. So many legs. The house centipede. Should be dead. [pre-chorus] As beneficial as they are to the cause They’re existence should be against the law [chorus] Stalking vertical surfaces Above you on the ceiling The house centipede just gives me Lots of yucky feelings Seeing one is scary Two is more than enough If I ever see three I will probably throw up [interlude] [bridge] Oh but they eat other bugs! They protect your home! I say they can get the fuck out I can do it on my own If they want to be appreciated They shouldn’t look so gross The muthafuckin house centipede Is the bug I hate the most! THE MOST! [chorus] Stalking vertical surfaces Above you on the ceiling The house centipede just gives me Lots of yucky feelings Seeing one is scary Two is more than enough If I ever see three I will probably throw up [refrain] THROW UP! THROW UP! THROW UP! THROW UP! …(throw up)… [end song]