[Verse] Well Lemme tell ya 'bout Alex Always in a bind (uh-huh, oo-yeah!) Slippin' on butter Leaving sense behind (uh-huh) Every day at work He's got a new tale Like the time he took a hammer Right to the face (oh whale!) [Verse 2] Oh Alex climbed that ladder High up in the sky (woah, watch out!) Next thing you know He's waving goodbye (oh no!) Tumbling down Tangled up in a fight One wrong step And he's out for the night (wham, bam!) [Chorus] Alex Oh Alex What are we gonna do? (call 'em up, whoo!) Getting hurt every moment Ain't got no clue (no clue!) Slide Bang Crash And whack (ouch!) Always in trouble Never watchin' his back (oo-yeah!) [Verse 3] Last Tuesday He was fixing that lamp (fix it up, Al!) Did a little jig And got hit with a champ (ding!) Knocked his head Just passing by Looked up and saw the stars in the sky (oo, dizzy!) [Bridge] Hey Alex Hey Alex Stay on your toes (keep 'em steady!) You gotta watch out Wherever it goes (uh-huh!) Before you slip Trip Do a flip Make a mess We can't handle any more of your distress! (oo-yeah!) [Chorus] Alex Oh Alex What are we gonna do? (call 'em up, whoo!) Getting hurt every moment Ain't got no clue (no clue!) Slide Bang Crash And whack (ouch!) Always in trouble Never watchin' his back (oo-yeah!)