Canada EH!

[Verse 1] Seems there’s nothing like Trumpism To spark a little patriotism A man thinks he can do what he wants What he needs is a boot in the pants No little tap then let it be I mean the kind all the way up to the knee May not change his behaviour for certain But the doer should enjoy the hurtin' [Chorus] Well you can change your map Sell your MAGA cap Make up your crypto currency Sign orders of emergency But you’re loosing that four leaf clover Canada ain’t gonna just bend over [Verse 2] You thought you had us on our heels But we just don’t want your dirty deals We are dry of wine - and sober of bourbon Forget the bully pulpit and save the sermon You ain’t no Jonathan Livingston Seagull Fact is your tariffs are mostly illegal [Chorus] Well you can change your map Sell your MAGA cap Make up your crypto currency Sign orders of emergency But you’re loosing that four leaf clover Canada ain’t gonna just bend over [Bridge] You talk your talk, cause your trouble You’re gonna fold before the next full moon I won’t even have time to grow some stubble This will teach you very soon You just don’t mess with the land of the loon [Final Chorus] Bluster away on your big red face We’ll keep sending your people food and oil We treat you decent, show some grace Go ahead let your tail coil Canada knows a snake in the grass Bring it on and we’ll beat your ass [Outro] No apologies for being strong This time round you got it wrong Canada, EH!