I've got special needs, Some say I'm a special man I've always had high standards, Ever since the day my life began These simple socks just won't stay up They slip and they sag Suffering these peasant socks, was always such a drag [Chorus] But now I've got special socks! They save me when I'm lost in the weeds Oh yeah, SPECIAL SOCKS!! They perfectly fulfill my special needs [shouted] Also I have Down's Syndrome!