[Short instrumental intro] [Verse 1] so I'll be telling a story a very curious story about an interesting kid named little tim [Verse 2] tim here was very bored never really stroke a chord (to anyone!) so he decided to get on his mom's old phone! and what he discovered fills me ...with unecessary sorrow. [Chorus] yep, he found the INTERNET! the worst and best thing on Earth a connection-filled behemoth that make people regret... that one kid's birth. [Verse 3] continuing, tim discovers youtube but, it gets worse! he discovers the.. short videos. when he sees this marvel of the (internet!) his brain starts to get cursed. [Bridge] inevitably he gets brainrotted chaos starts unfolding his intelligence gets slaughtered and... [Chorus] yep, he found the INTERNET! the worst and best thing on Earth a connection-filled behemoth that make people regret... that one kid's birth! [Verse 4] after a while, little tim is tired of shorts so he gets up and decides to make things work! he creates a social media that's the worst you'll ever see, yeah and it gets popular (somehow) and sparks fury around the world now (at least it's unique!) [Bridge] tim has realised what he's done he has created an abomination! kids around the world are even worse even though it's just the simple internet! again, inevitably he gets brainrotted chaos starts unfolding his intelligence is getting slaughtered and.. [Chorus] yep, he found the INTERNET! the worst and best thing on Earth a connection-filled behemoth that make people regret... that one kid's birth! that one kid's birth! THAT.. ONE.. KID'S.. BIRTHHHH! [Ending] see, tim, creating the internet wasn't such a great idea after all. SEE, LOOK, A SECRET MESSAGE IN THE END Y'KNOW CUZ THE CREATOR OF THE INTERNET WAS TIM RIGHT??? yea i tried my best, right? it includes a meaning and message, right???