Your four door Ford F-450 brand new lifted Pavement Princess (you can't fix it!) (you can't fix it!) (you can't fix it!) Dash lit up like a Christmas tree No surprise the engine seized That cyber truck ain't got the stuff Fallin' apart to roll the windows up Tesla just rolling in his grave Disgusted by the use of his name Why they all gotta look so lame Give me a C-10 motor swap I'd rather rebuild a 350 block Riding a diesel nothing can stop I'd take a Toyota crawling rocks You know what I won't take? Your four door Ford F-450 short bed lifted Pavement Princess (you can't drive it!) (you can't park it!) (you can't fix it!) Reaching for your wallet rather than a wrench Just a dumpster fire I'd hide behind the fence Grease on my hands dirt on my face This old truck's been put through it's pace But it will last twice as long and still get me home When your broken down and getting the tow I'll smile and wave at the show Dash lit up like a Christmas tree No surprise the engine seized Your shop forgot the anti-freeze I could have done that in my garage for free Reaching for your wallet rather than a wrench Just a dumpster fire Hid behind the fence That cyber truck ain't got the stuff Fallin' apart to roll the windows up Tesla just rolling in his grave Disgusted by the use of his name Why they all gotta look so lame Give me a C-10 motor swap I'd rather rebuild a 350 block Riding a diesel nothing can stop I'd take a Toyota crawling rocks You know what I won't take? Your four door Ford F-450 short bed lifted Pavement Princess you can't drive it! you can't park it! you can't push it! you can't fix it! (you can't fix it!) (you can't fix it!) (you can't fix it!) you can't fix it!