[Chorus] There once was a ship called the Starship Enterprise Cap'n Jean-Luc Picard was having a wine and cheese night He was dining on delicious gouda and red wine When suddenly the ship was under attack [Verse 1] Earl Grey Tea hot picard went to the bridge Tatties off the head? Number One Mr worf Shields are down! Jean-Luc Picard Who's on screen? Han Solo [Verse 2] What do you want? I need your help Do you have any gold? We don't use money His ship broke down Him and 5000 british actors We all worked together Earl Grey tea all shared [Chorus] There once was a ship called the Starship Enterprise They invited Han Solo onboard for a dinner He was stealing Captain Picard's cutlery Quickly onto the turbo lift into the brig [Verse 3] Lock phasers Mr worf and open fire His ship took heavy damage "Oh nein" I'm German for some reason and wild camera angles Panned down dutch angles and our wonderful brilliant director [Chorus] There once was a ship called the Starship Enterprise We held a ship-wide concert to generate a profit Han Solo plays the spoons as a percussion section He went back aboard with his cutlery and problems fixed