[Verse 1] Was it the sakè or the sushi that made me sh*t rivers Was it the salmon or the soy sauce Was it the seaweed or the squid The soybeans or the scallops The salmon roe or the shrimp The mackerel or the miso The mustard or the mayo Was it the sakè or the sushi that made me sh*t rivers sh*t rivers )sh*t rivers) [Verse 2] I told my friend "It's up to you" The waiter said "It's not too soon" "Just say you want to try the tataki tuna" He told the chef "Don't butcher it" I told him I can't handle it Then my friend said "You'll need to grow a pair of 'tatas' soon" I asked "Was it the sakè or the sushi that made me sh*t rivers?" [Chorus] Now I'm sitting on the toilet And I really don't enjoy it I have no control of it It's a niagara of shit sh*t rivers (sh*t rivers) sh*t rivers (sh*t rivers) [Bridge] Sakè Was it the sakè or the sushi that made me sh*t rivers? Sushi Was it the sakè or the sushi that made me sh*t rivers? [Verse 3] I was never one to overindulge But now I've gone and eaten too much But I feel like I must be being punished for something My arse has become a faucet My only hope is to be cautious But the tsunami is going to come whether I like it or not [Chorus] Now I'm sitting on the toilet And I really don't enjoy it I have no control of it It's a niagara of sh*t sh*t rivers sh*t rivers Sh*t rivers Sh*t rivers