[Verse 1] Grandpa’s in his chair, snoring so loud, While the tree lights twinkle for the crowd. Zoë’s by the presents, giving them a shake, Hoping to guess which gift she’ll take. [Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s Christmas nap’s begun, While Zoë’s shaking gifts for fun. The uncles and Daddy toast with cheer, And Gran and Auntie keep love near. [Verse 2] The fire’s warm, the stockings are tight, Grandpa’s dreaming of a silent night. Zoë’s got her ear pressed to a bow, She’s certain it’s a doll, but who really knows? [Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s Christmas nap’s begun, While Zoë’s shaking gifts for fun. The uncles and Daddy toast with cheer, And Gran and Auntie keep love near. [Bridge] Grandpa’s snoring, it’s a melody, A Christmas song in harmony. With every snort and every sigh, We laugh until we’re teary-eyed. [Verse 3] Gran and Auntie giggle by the tree, Zoë whispers, “Can we open three?” Grandpa stirs, but doesn’t wake, Uncle says, “Pass the fruitcake!” [Final Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s Christmas nap’s the best, While family shares the joy and rest. The uncles and Daddy toast the year, And Gran and Auntie spread the cheer. [Outro] So here’s to naps, and gifts, and beer, To family love that’s always near. From Grandpa’s snores to Zoë’s delight, This is our perfect Christmas night.