Six Simple Steps to Death (Full Fat Edition) by SpIkEy

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[Intro]
“Hey~”
Hey~
Hey-Hey~

[Verse 1]
Saw the doctor today,
he did some tests,
had me on a treadmill,
put a tube in my chest,
ran a cardiogram,
then he did another scan.

said I'm sorry but you're in trouble, man,
got a heart condition—but it’s alright,
follow these six simple steps
and be ready for a fight.

[Chorus]
One. start exercising, but not too much,
Two. give up meat, you might find this tough,
Three. eat salads, and nothing more,
and that leads us to number four.

No dairy, in your diet,
I know it's hard but you gotta try it,
Five. find religion, and pray for assistance,
Six. prepare for death, 'cause you ain't goin' the distance.

Prepare for Death,
Prepare for Death,
Death, Death, Death.

[Verse 2]
So I ask the doctor,
how long have I got,
said if you're off on a trip,
you won’t need to pack a lot,
there’s nothing we can do,
and your insurance expired.

So out I went, in kind of a trance,
knowing that, I never stood a chance,
went to the church, I paid my respects
now I gotta follow these six simple steps

[Chorus]
One. start exercising, but not too much,
Two. give up meat, I'm gonna find this tough,
Three. eat salads, and nothing more,
and that leads us to number four.

No dairy, in my diet,
It's near impossible, but I gotta try it,
Five. find religion, and pray for assistance,
Six. prepare for death, 'cause I ain't goin' the distance.

Prepare for Death,
Prepare for Death,
Death, Death, Death.

[Verse 3]
So a few days later,
I collapsed in the bar,
blood from my nose, but the hospital ain't far,
I say it's okay, it's what I expected,
then it got dark, I got real introspective,
a light shone on—I followed its path.

A man stood there, guess I was expected,
“Hey there man, you've been selected,”
"You're all in order, don't get dejected,
now follow the signs, just follow the steps,
this is heaven—what did you expect?"

[Final Chorus]
There’s a gym—exercise if you want,
but now you're dead is there really any point?
You can keep eating salads, but up here we have beef,
an endless supply, cruelty-free like all our meats.

We got dairy galore, and a million types of cheese,
Religion’s not necessary, but we'll cater to your needs,
Everyone's accepted, there’s no reason to fight.
We’re all the same here, just composed of light.

You’re dead, you’re dead,
Get it through your head,
No going back, now that you're Dead,
Dead, Dead, Dead.

Hey~
Hey
Hey~
Hey

Welcome to your death~
death, death, death...

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'FULL FAT EDITION' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "six simple steps to death" - Song by SpIkEy Lyrics and arrangement by SpIkEy Copyright © 2025 SpIkEy www.suno.com/@spikey76 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First 30 seconds supplied by @varegg for #neon-knockout-2 challenge round Varegg's amazing track from my 30-second intro: https://suno.com/song/e08e9418-9b3a-4622-9b99-6cfa6e73ce13 Listen to other tracks from the amazing Varegg here: https://suno.com/@varegg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Intro] “Hey~” Hey~ Hey-Hey~ [Verse 1] Saw the doctor today, he did some tests, had me on a treadmill, put a tube in my chest, ran a cardiogram, then he did another scan. said I'm sorry but you're in trouble, man, got a heart condition—but it’s alright, follow these six simple steps and be ready for a fight. [Chorus] One. start exercising, but not too much, Two. give up meat, you might find this tough, Three. eat salads, and nothing more, and that leads us to number four. No dairy, in your diet, I know it's hard but you gotta try it, Five. find religion, and pray for assistance, Six. prepare for death, 'cause you ain't goin' the distance. Prepare for Death, Prepare for Death, Death, Death, Death. [Verse 2] So I ask the doctor, how long have I got, said if you're off on a trip, you won’t need to pack a lot, there’s nothing we can do, and your insurance expired. So out I went, in kind of a trance, knowing that, I never stood a chance, went to the church, I paid my respects now I gotta follow these six simple steps [Chorus] One. start exercising, but not too much, Two. give up meat, I'm gonna find this tough, Three. eat salads, and nothing more, and that leads us to number four. No dairy, in my diet, It's near impossible, but I gotta try it, Five. find religion, and pray for assistance, Six. prepare for death, 'cause I ain't goin' the distance. Prepare for Death, Prepare for Death, Death, Death, Death. [Verse 3] So a few days later, I collapsed in the bar, blood from my nose, but the hospital ain't far, I say it's okay, it's what I expected, then it got dark, I got real introspective, a light shone on—I followed its path. A man stood there, guess I was expected, “Hey there man, you've been selected,” "You're all in order, don't get dejected, now follow the signs, just follow the steps, this is heaven—what did you expect?" [Final Chorus] There’s a gym—exercise if you want, but now you're dead is there really any point? You can keep eating salads, but up here we have beef, an endless supply, cruelty-free like all our meats. We got dairy galore, and a million types of cheese, Religion’s not necessary, but we'll cater to your needs, Everyone's accepted, there’s no reason to fight. We’re all the same here, just composed of light. You’re dead, you’re dead, Get it through your head, No going back, now that you're Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead. Hey~ Hey Hey~ Hey Welcome to your death~ death, death, death...

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