Hic Burp Yawn Yak Fart Pee Poo

Uranium Rattlesnake Whiskey

children's show, punk rock, rock opera, j-pop

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[DRUMS BEGIN]

I…

I'm not feeling too good.

I think.

I think I'm gonna.

Gonna...

[EPIC ECLECTIC MUSICAL INTRO BUILDING IN COMPLEXITY]

Let’s be honest, please don't sue.
I am sick and feeling blue.
Tell ya what I'm gonna do,
Gonna hic-burp-yawn-yak-fart-pee-poo.

If you're sometimes feeling sick,
Extra bad or mildly ick,
Try this super awesome trick:
Just a burp-yawn-yak-fart-pee-poo-hic.

[EPIC DRUM SOLO]

S'cuse me, Ma'am?

S'cuse me…

ma'am?

Ma'am,

HEY

WHERE'S THE BATHROOM, LADY!!??

Just like cowboy Wyatt Earp
I am wanted as a perp
From Wyoming to Antwerp
For my yawn-yack-fart-pee-poo-hic-burp.

Just before the crack of dawn
I explore the great beyond,
Propelled as if by magic wand
By my yack-fart-pee-poo-hic-burp-yawn.

Uh-oh.

That’s not good.

I’m feeling liquid-er than I should.

I think I'm gonna.

I think I'm gonna

Mwaauuugh!!!!

I am on a one-way track.
There is just no turning back
From this fatal fart attack
With a fart-pee-poo-hic-burp-yawn-yack.

I look like a work of art.
I am rich and very smart.
Just don't hit me with a dart,
Or I'll poo-pee-hic-burp-yawn-yak-fart.

I am

I am SO sorry.

There’s...um. No, it’s just...

There's a LITTLE bit,

in your HAIR

[EPIC DRUM SOLO]

If you go to church like me,
you'll be shunned by all, you see,
Thrown out immediately
If you poo-hic-burp-yawn-yak-fart-pee.

Perhaps this is bad advice,
And in fact, an awful vice.
Surely you will pay a price,
If you're acting not so very nice.

[LONG COMPLEX INSTRUMENTAL SOLO]

I think that I’m gonna spew

up the stuff I didn’t chew

though I wish it wasn’t true

If there’s a smell, it wasn’t you

Had some gas and out it flew

Sneezed a bit, and that helped through

what I should’a saved for the loo.

Toilet-busting amount of doo.

I was bored and yawned and then

checked my pants and lost my zen

I had leaked down there again

like a broken fountain pen

Maybe

Maybe it would help if we all sung a bit… louder?

Hic Burp Yawn Yak Fart Pee Poo

Hic Burp

Yawn Yak

Fart Pee

Pooooooooooooo

[fart noise]

[explosion]

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[DRUMS BEGIN] I… I'm not feeling too good. I think. I think. I think I'm gonna. Gonna... [EPIC ECLECTIC MUSICAL INTRO BUILDING IN COMPLEXITY] Let’s be honest, please don't sue. I am sick and feeling blue. Tell ya what I'm gonna do, Gonna hic-burp-yawn-yak-fart-pee-poo. If you're sometimes feeling sick, Extra bad or mildly ick, Try this super awesome trick: Just a burp-yawn-yak-fart-pee-poo-hic. [EPIC DRUM SOLO] S'cuse me, Ma'am? S'cuse me… ma'am? Ma'am, HEY WHERE'S THE BATHROOM, LADY!!?? Just like cowboy Wyatt Earp I am wanted as a perp From Wyoming to Antwerp For my yawn-yack-fart-pee-poo-hic-burp. Just before the crack of dawn I explore the great beyond, Propelled as if by magic wand By my yack-fart-pee-poo-hic-burp-yawn. Uh-oh. That’s not good. I’m feeling liquid-er than I should. I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna Mwaauuugh!!!! I am on a one-way track. There is just no turning back From this fatal fart attack With a fart-pee-poo-hic-burp-yawn-yack. I look like a work of art. I am rich and very smart. Just don't hit me with a dart, Or I'll poo-pee-hic-burp-yawn-yak-fart. I am I am SO sorry. There’s...um. No, it’s just... There's a LITTLE bit, in your HAIR [EPIC DRUM SOLO] If you go to church like me, you'll be shunned by all, you see, Thrown out immediately If you poo-hic-burp-yawn-yak-fart-pee. Perhaps this is bad advice, And in fact, an awful vice. Surely you will pay a price, If you're acting not so very nice. [LONG COMPLEX INSTRUMENTAL SOLO] I think that I’m gonna spew up the stuff I didn’t chew though I wish it wasn’t true If there’s a smell, it wasn’t you Had some gas and out it flew Sneezed a bit, and that helped through what I should’a saved for the loo. Toilet-busting amount of doo. I was bored and yawned and then checked my pants and lost my zen I had leaked down there again like a broken fountain pen Maybe Maybe Maybe it would help if we all sung a bit… louder? Hic Burp Yawn Yak Fart Pee Poo Hic Burp Yawn Yak Fart Pee Poo Hic Burp Yawn Yak Fart Pee Poo Hic Burp Yawn Yak Fart Pee Pooooooooooooo [fart noise] [explosion]

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