The ballad of Garkus as guest to prince Rrrrodney

[Verse]A chillum pipe of finest Persian hashish, In the Kind Rodney's deviant brothel of men, an so,...when he heard the (sweetly sung words:" Garćon!, Garćon!,Come unto the throne!, to the first press of the milk of poppy and a fresh first pressed olive tree creams, the king , king Rrrrrrodney saw the Garćon he neeeeeeded ,and we gathered round the hookah, I'm told Twas solid Persia gold, Stolen by the then Doctor Weed, We could only come to the fold once we All had disrobed, and the towel presented to Heeeeee! [Chorus] The court jester catered like a thrice horn toad, Garcon down on his knees, he would do what was TOLD BY THE KING!] (SWEET VOCAL ARIA OF HIGH EUNICH AND FEMALE AND GAY VOICES:): TRA LA LA LA la latida ti da ti ti da on Kings side ,as he made blush His Garky pride!) <kings voice says:" bring me large meat. Gene-ah if you treat! To the things that your good king prefers) [BRIDGE] OH THE ballad of the bride, of how good garky lied, and layed claim to have not been pulled 'side!(in sweet voice and gay, How he wanted to stay, For he knew that to leave was an arrow that flay him aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive! [Verse] king Richard back came, said "what is this Shame?", that a gark shall not lay on his Blame when he is plain