[Verse] I checked into this fancy hotel, feelin' so fine But somethin' got me heated, ain't nothin' but a crime I walked into my room, ready to take a bath But my bathroom toaster, it's causin' me wrath [Verse 2] I called the front desk, said "yo, what's the deal? I wanna pop some toast, but it's not for real" They told me "sorry sir, we don't serve breakfast here" But I ain't backin' down, I won't shed a tear [Chorus] I got toastin' troubles, can't catch a break My bathroom toaster, it's a big mistake I need my bread browned, I need it crispy and hot But this hotel ain't givin' me what I want