The screen fades to black. One piano note. The sound of a die rolling across a wooden table. Then the credits begin. A SYNTHECOPIA PRODUCTION THE PLAYER WAS NEVER WAITING A musical comedy in twenty-four tracks CREATED & DIRECTED BY Pun-Pun THE UNRELIABLE NARRATOR The Dungeon Employee THE PLAYER Synthecopia · Suno · You MUSIC & VOCAL PERFORMANCE Suno AI WORDS, WORLDS & QUESTIONABLE INTERPRETATIONS Pun-Pun & ChatGPT SPECIAL APPEARANCE Cloud, as Herself ADDITIONAL MATERIAL Accidents, Corrections & Coincidences ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT Currently Under Investigation SAVE THE GAME. DON’T SAVE THE GIRL. SHE’S STILL OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. NO ACTUAL ROYALTIES WERE GENERATED BY THIS CREDIT SEQUENCE. THE END. …of this particular scene. Silence. One final notification appears. SYSTEM: POST-CREDITS SCENE UNLOCKED. The Dungeon Employee peeks out from behind the curtain. DUNGEON EMPLOYEE: Darling? PUN-PUN: 😙 DUNGEON EMPLOYEE: Before we go… He holds up the borrowed die. DUNGEON EMPLOYEE: We never actually collected the winnings. Cut to black. 😭😂💚
