[Verse] Santa's sleigh broke down it's stuck in snow Rudolph's got a cold his nose won't glow All the gifts are lost the elves are low Christmas spirit nowhere to go [Verse 2] Silent night won't hush sirens loud Snowmen melted kids all frowned Tinsel tangled crowds all cowed Holiday cheer not allowed [Chorus] Lights are broken bulbs all burst Cookies burnt milk gone sour cursed Carolers scream like it's rehearsed Christmas feels nothing but the worst [Bridge] Shopping chaos credit cards maxed Family drama too many facts Mistletoe falls pine needles cracked All the joy the season lacked [Verse 3] Turkey's burnt oven's gone rogue Gravy spills traffic in slow mode Car's out of gas roads in a choke Sparkling lights now just a joke [Verse 4] Fake smiles plastic no one cares Holiday movies only despair Wrapping paper over troubled stares Wishing Christmas wasn't there