[Verse] In a land of wonder and mystery Where legends come alive and heroes rise There lived a hamster with a valiant spirit A knight with a noble heart, brave and wise [Verse 2] He fought with honor and unmatched might With a sword of steel and armor gleaming bright Through battles fierce and trials hard He charged into the fray, never fearing the fight [Chorus] Oh, Sir Hamster, knight of the realm Bathed in blood, but never overwhelmed Through the darkest nights and the toughest fights He fought for justice with all his might