Let’s Make the Wi-Fi Turn Black

[Verse: toy-like synth melody; sing-song delivery with a grim wink] Ronnie had a tablet scrollin’ every night, Billy fried his eyeballs glowin’ in the light. [Chorus: mock-sweet harmony, layered vocoders] Let’s make the Wi-Fi turn black, streamin’ junk until it cracks. Let’s make the Wi-Fi turn black, nothin’ ever scrolls back. [Verse: sarcastic croon, jaunty rhythm] Sally took a screenshot, posted it for fun, Johnny sold his password to everyone. [Chorus: repeat, distorted harmony] Let’s make the Wi-Fi turn black, streamin’ junk until it cracks. Let’s make the Wi-Fi turn black, nothin’ ever scrolls back. [Outro: lullaby tone degrading into static] Wi-Fi’s gone, dark web’s strong...