༺🌹༻ 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 ༺🌹༻ Because chaos always finds a beat. 🌹~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~🌹 This song was pulled straight from the madness of today’s events… Based on actual Suno chaos and the wild, unhinged comments that followed. Gender swaps, cat drama, knives, heartbreak, and a whole lotta sass. Buckle up and enjoy! So much chaos and confusion on this lovely day, April 1st and nothing’s going the usual way. First affected were the Suno love bugs, it’s true, Coma and Rose now their genders are new! Coma’s a beautiful redhead, fierce and divine, While Rose is a sexy man, saggy boobs and feline. Twenty cats on his lap, flexin’ abs with pride, Lucilius saw the page and nearly cried. “Oh no,” he said, “Rose’s account was hacked!” But wait what’s that? A joke? The panic backed. An April Fools prank, now I can relax, Though Min looked sad, her love song won’t come back. Preoccupied, though, found courage to shine, Rose said “He’s one sexy dude,” feelin’ just fine. But then Coma now a woman with heat Showed up with a knife, rockin’ heels on her feet. “Back up, chica,” she said with a glare, “Preoccupied’s my man don’t you dare.” Then the battle began with wild disdain: “You’re my woman! Go cook me something hot again!” “Ha! Que? He’s mine! Esta loca, mija!” The house shook from the sounds of their telenovela drama. Then ComaToastedFX cried by the door, “You don’t love me I’m just your cat sitter, nothing more!” Get back here, woman, and clean that damn kitty litter! Then make me my protein shake these abs don’t make themselves, sister! “No problem,” he said, with love fully loaded, “There’s enough of me for all I’m wide open-coated. Just wait in line, I’ll page you when it’s time, One by one, I’ll love y’all in a perfect rhyme.” Then Paulie heard the tale and lost all control, He laughed so loud, shook the whole building’s soul. His whole apartment complex heard the sound, When he learned Rose was a man with saggy boobs and cats all around! While Idalta wanted to join the fun and ride, He didn’t have time so he laughed from the side. Sat back, relaxed, as the madness grew wide, The Jester had him crackin’ up, nearly teary-eyed! Then the Jester stepped in, lips painted red, Lookin’ stunning and sultry, with confidence spread. He told Idalta, “I’m not one for shenanigans,” But temptation hit hard and that was the end! So what will happen next on this April day? No one knows it’s just the chaotic way. Gender swaps, love fights, jesters with style Welcome to Suno, where April Fools run wild! ༺🌹༻ 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 ༺🌹༻ Because madness makes the best music. © 2025 Rose, ComaToastedFX, Preoccupied, Paulie Amory, Idalta, Lucilius & The Jester All rights reserved.