Power Couple

[Intro spoken] "True romance is rare, but sometimes sparks fly!" [Verse male voice] Raquetball Ron just won a game and was feeling bored, There's no more opponents, they're all lying on the floor! Ronnie was about to leave when in walked through the door, The athletic, stunning form of Raquetball RHONDA! [Bridge] The two walked up to each other and nothing much was said, They both tightened up their wrist straps and started up a GAME! [Chorus male and female voices] A skillful fight on the raquetball court, Crowd watches on and tries not to ORGASM!!! Ronnie scored first but Rhonda scores next, Watching those two play is better than SEX! [Short interlude] (Whoooah, EXTREME!) [Verse female voice] Rhonda went a few rounds and demanded her respect, She knew that she was Ronnie's number one racket THREAT! The game was tied four to four and Rhonda wiped her head, Surprised, Rhonda looked down and saw sweat on her HAND! [Verse male voice] Raquetball Ronnie stepped up to serve the ball, He took his time to pick his shots but didn't want to STALL! A Z serve yes, Ronnie made his selection, But it's hard to serve that fast when you have an erection! Rhonda returned the serve quicker than Ronnie guessed, "When this is all done," he thought, "I'll need a cigarette!" [Chorus male and female voices] A skillful fight on the raquetball court, Crowd watches on and tries not to ORGASM!!! Ronnie scored first but Rhonda scores next, Watching those two play is better than SEX! [Short interlude] (Whoooah, YEAH BABY!) [Verse male voice] Ronnie stepped back when the game sat eight to eight, He looked Rhonda up and down then asked her on a DATE! [Verse female voice] Rhonda was shook but she was also impressed, When Ronnie asked her out she felt her heart pound in her CHEST! [Verse male voice] Raquetball Ronnie could see that Rhonda was distracted, He didn't wait to hear her answer he just lifted up his Racket! [Verse female voice] Raquetball Rhonda could read Ronnie's thoughts, She nodded her head yes then hit a sweet Kill SHOT!!! [Short interlude] [Verse male voice] As this battle between them continued on, You forgot Pickleball Paul (and), Pickleball Paula! They made brief eye contact but said nothing, you see, They'll never get together because Pickleball's for PUSSIES! [Chorus male and female voices] A skillful fight on the raquetball court, Crowd watches on and tries not to ORGASM!!! Ronnie scored first but Rhonda scores next, Watching them play is better than having SEX! [Short interlude] (Holy shit, it got HOT up in here!) [Outro] The game is still on and so is their romance, The next game they played they agreed to play with no PANTS! [Fade to end]