Angry George

[Voiceover, intro] Opening Scene: A chaotic birthday party with children playing and laughing. Suddenly, Angry George bursts in, stomping angrily. [Door opens sound effect] [Angry George:] I'm Angry George, the clown you all fear, With a frown painted on, spreading doom and fear. I've got a big red nose and shoes that squeak, But it's the lack of pies that makes me freak! [Children (in awe):] (Oh no, it's Angry George! He's so mad!) [Angry George:] I used to laugh and dance around, But now there's no pies in this whole damn town. My makeup's smeared with tears of sorrow, I'll bring the chaos come tomorrow! [Children (whispering):] (He's gonna smash our balloons!) [Angry George (singing angrily):] Where have all the pies gone? I'm so hungry, can't you see I'm torn? I'll smash your balloons and scare your kids, 'Til I get my hands on those delicious lids! [Children (cowering):] (Please don't scare us, Angry George!) [Angry George (gesturing wildly):] I honk my horn in angry rage, Turn your party into a circus cage. I'll juggle chainsaws, spit out flames, 'Til I find who's to blame for these pie-less games! [Children (backing away):] (He's gonna set everything on fire!) [Angry George (singing with fury):] I used to laugh and dance around, But now there's no pies in this whole damn town. My makeup's smeared with tears of sorrow, I'll bring the chaos come tomorrow! [Children (pleading):] (Someone get him a pie, quick!) [Angry George (maniacally):] I'll crash your party, I'll ruin your day, 'Til I get my pies, I won't go away! You'll hear my laughter turn to cries, When I devour those sweet, sweet pies! [Children (desperate):] (There must be a pie somewhere!) [Angry George (launching into a frenzied guitar solo):] [Children (whispering):] (What's he gonna do next?) [Angry George (singing with intensity):] Where have all the pies gone? I'm so hungry, can't you see I'm torn? I'll smash your balloons and scare your kids, 'Til I get my hands on those delicious lids! [Children (joining in reluctantly):] (We want pies too, Angry George!) [Angry George (final, triumphant shout):] I'm Angry George, the clown so vexed, Won't rest 'til I've had my pie fix! Beware my wrath, heed my cry, Bring back the pies or say goodbye! [Children (in unison, with relief):] (We promise, Angry George, we'll find you some pies!) [Angry George (softening slightly):] You'd better, or else... [(exits dramatically)] [Door shut sound effect] [Children (sighing in relief):] (Phew, that was close!)