Nasal Retentive Algorithm Music

[Intro: carnival organ warped through bit-crush; cut-up vocal samples] (laughing child sample) “next video plays in 5, 4, 3—” [distorted kazoo tone] autoplay! autoplay! autoplay! [STYLE: experimental, glitch] [Middle: overlapping nonsense voices, synthetic horns, broken laughter] “hey guys / don’t forget / link in—” “free training / absolutely free training—” scroll-scroll-scroll-scroll— [shrill electronic whistle; detuned circus melody] [Bridge: sudden silence, then loud feedback burst] “have you considered crypto?” *don’t skip the ad* DON’T SKIP THE AD— [carnival calliope breaks into metallic shrieks] [Outro: collapsing loop, digital burp, faint whisper] ...algorithm loves you.