[INTRO: playful vintage-sounding pop groove, subtle AI micro-timing corrections, polished corporate veneer, precise spatial brass stabs] [VOCALS: smooth, satirical, lounge-singer style] Silicon daddy, dontcha crash your server Everything is optimized Silicon daddy, dontcha crash your server 'Cause your platform is obsolete [CHORUS: tight backing vocals, pristine stereo separation] Don't try to think Just keep consuming Have your fun, you old legacy system And drive away in your electric sedan
