[Intro Chorus] This song isn’t about anime boobs (You just got click baited!) But isn’t this song good? (Man!) You horned up or somethin’? (Touch grass!) [Verse 1] This song isn’t about anime boobs (Don’t be offended.) It’s just a joke (Don’t take it to heart.) Aye~ I just wanted your attention— I gotcha! (You got click baited!) Ha! You should see the look on your face right now. [Chorus] Now look what ya did, And look where you got us. You clicked this music because I told ya It was about anime boobs. (That’s low.) But it’s honestly hilarious, Ain’t it? (Now click away.) [Chorus 2] I gotcha. I got your little attention. I got it. And I wrote this song, And now it’s kinda good and catchy. And I’m glad to have ya here. I appreciate ya, and have a good day. Bye. [Chorus 3] Will he click away? Did he click away? He didn’t click away, and he’s still here Because it’s so good! [Chorus 4] You better click away, or you’re gonna go to hell. (You’re goin’ to hell.) You’re goin’ to hell! (You’re goin’ to hell.) You’re goin’ to hell! (Go to hell!) [Outro Chorus] Heh—just kidding. Hell isn’t real. And neither are the boobs. (Or you.) [Cheeky instrumental outro goes hard.] [Verse 2] You’re still here? That’s kinda bold. Guess the joke didn’t get old. I bet you thought you’d prove me wrong, But now you’re stuck inside this song. (Don’t worry.) I’m here to entertain. (Don’t worry.) You’ve already clicked play—too late! [Pre-Chorus] I mean, who doesn’t love a good tease? But seriously, dude, touch some trees. [Chorus] Now look what ya did, And look where you got us. You’re knee-deep in nonsense; No way to stop us. This song’s about nothing, But somehow it’s fire. A perfect waste of your time and desire. [Bridge] You came for fan service, But I’m here to deliver this: A beat so tight, it’s scandalous, With zero anime boobs—ridiculous! (And yet…) You can’t walk away, Admit it—you’re here to stay. [Verse 3] I could sing about plotlines, But you’d know what I mean. I could mention fan art, But I’ll keep it clean. Or will I? Hmm, I guess you’ll see. Stick around; it’s all irony. [Chorus 2] Now look what ya did, And look where you got us. You clicked this track just because I told ya It was about anime boobs. (Are you mad?) But come on, it’s genius— Admit that! (Now click away… or stay.) [Outro] Congrats, you made it to the end. No fan service, just pretend. But hey, you smiled—don’t deny it. This joke’s on you, and we all tried it.