All My Best Ideas

All my best ideas I dream up while asleep All my best ideas I dream up while asleep Midnight I lay in bed and I had all of the ideas Eyes half open hopin’ bad for notepad on my knees If I remember all of them or even half of these I reason that for seasons I’ll cure lyrical disease Seizing pen but lacking paper wrote upon my sheets piecing bits of surefire hits on silk and blanket pleats Quitting this I rested, waking late and reading notes I admit it tested rested-me to tell what I had wrote Smudgy sludgy marks of meaning I could not define but judged by me to harken up a spark of the divine I did my best to wrest the best of these from the abyss I’ll list ‘em now and how you’ll bow respecting my genius All of my best song ideas I dream up while asleep Sadly when I do wake up The ideas never keep Number one from idea list says Kangaroo Shoplifter I think but am not sure of that it might say Lanky Drifter Either way the gold shines through I’d say without a doubt that soon the tune that that inspires will earn bucks and make the ladies swoon. On to two It’s stronger and shows vision that is rarely seen Sleeping me is cleverer than waking me has ever been Tween the blurry bits and sweaty smears I think I just make out Haunted Pickle Sees a Vision of His Mom a Dead Girl Scout Number three has Grammy win a surely writ all over it On double knit I penned this hit but as this room is badly lit I only claim in shades of gray that title is as I would say some variation on the phrase Booger Neptune Stowaway All of my best song ideas I dream up while asleep Sadly when I do wake up The ideas never keep Whuzzatithotigrpha? oh da-wazza good'n. whasssit…? kannaroo...shopliffer..? Heck yeah bruh… All of my best song ideas I dream up while All of my best song ideas I dream up while