[Intro: low electronic hum, like a server farm warming up] [spoken] this has been a creation by Tyler Jay. Inspired by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. [Fragments overlap: garbled news bites, ad slogans, synthetic laughter] "We're only in it for the crypto" "bitcoin" "ethereum" "dogecoin" "Shiba Inu" "tron" "Trump can suck my trump coin" "fuck he can just take it back" "I'm just kidding." "I didn't buy any of that shit, are you kidding me" [Bridge: metallic grinding, detuned choir parody] “We're Only In It For The Crypto” “We're Only In It For The Crypto” “We're Only In It For The Crypto” “We're Only In It For The Crypto” [Outro: collapse into static, fading heartbeat-like pulse] ...only… ...for… ...the money. ...the end... ..hit subscribe... ....smash the like.... .....thanks for following.... ...bye.... [end]
