Remember 2 Recycle♻️ (EXPLICIT LYRICS)

Crotch throbbin’ Rock bottom Baskin Robbin’s Hobgoblin Earth’s in the oven and we still dry humpin’ Orderin’ sex toys with overnight shippin’ While the coral reefs melt like bikinis on strippers But nah, we don’t sweat it, we Netflixin’ instead while she’s givin’ me head Burnin’ coal so I can binge “Love is Blind” in bed Ignorance is bliss with a whiskey kiss And a climate apocalypse on my Instapics Yo We barbecue glaciers with propane tanks Wipe Greta Thunberg’s ass while the coastline sank It’s absurd, I know, but I’m sick in the dome I recycle a condom, then I Uber my home Every politician got their dick in a stock While the permafrost farts like a whore on the block I’m pissed, but it’s funny, cuz we all complicit Jerk off in the shower while the water’s restricted Dumb bitch, dumb dick, dumb human race Cumshot hotter than the goddamn greenhouse state And the pope’s in Rome suckin’ gas pipe fumes While the youth spread cheeks on a livestream “boom” She got that ass like a natural disaster Shakin’ tectonic plates faster and faster Bootyquake 9.0 on the Richter Fuck a tsunami, I’m drownin’ in pictures She back it up slow with a “beep beep beep” Like a dump truck droppin’ bodies in heaps Yeah the seas rise high, but so do my jeans When she bends that spine like a busted machine I eat ass with a bamboo spoon Reusable straw snortin’ coke at noon Every nut I bust is a carbon crime But at least I compost while I sixty nine Planet’s fucked, but so are we I’m raw doggin’ life with no S T D Sprayin’ Febreze on a trash can fire Jerkin’ off on a Prius, pants down to the tires We laugh while the bees die, reefs bleach, trees fry Porn tab open with a nun in knee highs Weed smoke thicker than the ozone hole Shove a dildo in the pipeline just to feel control We frack and we fuck, we cum and combust On a crust that busts like an overfilled slut And I know it’s sad, but I rap through the tragic Like a horny drunk prophet yellin’ “pass me the magnum!” So hands in the air like your nuts when you bust Wave ‘em side to side if you don’t give a fuck This the only planet left that got Popeye’s too So don’t kill the vibe while I’m grindin’ on you We’re doomed, but I’m still spittin’ filth in rhyme all the time Like titties on fire on a Burger King sign So grab your lube, your vape, your truth It’s the end of the world, let’s fuck in the IKEA showroom. Then slide over next door to the Chuck E. Cheese booth for round two.