[Verse 1] Stepped in gum on the walk to work Coffee down my shirt That perfect squirt Phone just died at twenty percent Yeah That tracks That’s on brand [Chorus] Crap happens I’m still standing in the middle of the mess Crap happens Laugh it off Shake it off I guess If the sky keeps throwing little bricks I’ll build a fort out of all of it Crap happens But I’m still here I’m still here (hey!) [Verse 2] Missed my train by half a shoe Watched it roll away like “that’s so you” Rent went up My plants turned brown Still I’m humming on my way downtown [Bridge] One deep breath Two bad days Three new jokes About this place If the world keeps tripping me I’ll just bow like it’s my scene (oh yeah) [Chorus] Crap happens I’m still standing in the middle of the mess Crap happens Laugh it off Shake it off I guess If the sky keeps throwing little bricks I’ll build a fort out of all of it Crap happens But I’m still here I’m still here
