Pork Pie

╭───────────────.★..─╮ Pork Pie Song Lyrics and arrangement by SpIkEy Copyright © 2026 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ www.suno.com/@spikey76 ╰─..★.───────────────╯ Pork Pie for @thesoundbarsuno @kikiareyouriding aka Keeks Lyrics converted to the King's English so she might understand ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ Now then… You little scoundrel Let’s get something straight— You know there is nothing better Than a pork pie when you are famished. Indeed… you can keep your crisps and chocolate… Give me a pork pie any day. ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ Pork pie, Pork pie, I Love them so much, I rub them on my thigh. For a savoury snack, On the go, Nothing beats A pork pie— you know. ─..★.──────────────── (Ahem…) When hunger hits, there is only one reply— Pork- Pie! Mmmmmmm—Pork- Pie! Melton Mowbray or traditional jelly, They all make their way into my belly! Some say I am obsessed with pork pie, Some people just talk nonsence, I can not lie! How do you not love that perfect blend? Pig meat and pastry—drives me around the bend! Pork - Pie is life! Pork - Pie forever! I love Pork - Pie— There is nothing better! ────────────────.★..─ ─..★.──────────────── Ahem… listen up… Have you ever had one with proper jelly? Not that stingy nonsense… I’m talking about Jam packed… Golden crust… Cold pork … A smidge of pepper… …dripping… ────────────────.★..─ I would fight a man for a pork pie. I would fight one's mama for a pork pie. I WOULD. FIGHT. ANYONE. FOR A PORK PIE! ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ If you touch my last one— You will lose a finger boy! Pork Pie! Pork Pie! Pork Pie! Pork Pie! Put it in my mouth— (Yes! Yes! Yes!!) Pork Pie! Pork Pie! Pork Pie! Pork Pie! Cold, wet jelly—very nice, (Yes!) ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ That is proper that… ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ …the best one, I have had all day for a fact. mmmmmm... oh Yes. ─..★.──────────────── ────────────────.★..─ Copyright © 2026 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ