[Intro] A little-known fact you might not know, Donkeys are liars, it’s all a show. They got so famous, they just want more, All thanks to that bastard Eeyore! [Chorus] Donkeys are liars, especially Eeyore, cheeky and sneaky! Lazy wankers, they're so freaky! They crave fame, love, and emotional support, But deep down, they’re lazy—lying, of course! That noise they make, yeah, what’s it called? A bray? Hee-haw, hee-haw—they’re laughing, you’re appalled! [Verse 1] Donkeys lie, those big sad eyes, Pulling faces, playing for your graces. “Oh, look at me, I’m sad and tired!” Don’t fall for it—they’re all wired! These donkey bastards can’t be trusted, That’s right, Eeyore, now you’re busted! Woe-is-me expressions, fishing for pity, But behind it all, they’re just plain shitty! [Chorus] Donkeys are liars, especially Eeyore, cheeky and sneaky! Lazy wankers, they're so freaky! They crave fame, love, and emotional support, But deep down, they’re lazy—lying, of course! That noise they make, yeah, what’s it called? A bray? Hee-haw, hee-haw—they’re laughing, you’re appalled! [Verse 2] They’ve been lying forever, why do they try? Let’s figure it out—come on, ask why! To get famous, to land in a book, Mopey little jerks—let’s take a look: Well done, Eeyore, now you’re a star, Hanging with Pooh and the rest of the bizarre. Playing depressed, dragging ass through the mud, Your big break? Riding the “woe-is-me” flood. [Chorus] Donkeys are liars, especially Eeyore, cheeky and sneaky! Lazy wankers, they're so freaky! They crave fame, love, and emotional support, But deep down, they’re lazy—lying, of course! That noise they make, yeah, what’s it called? A bray? Hee-haw, hee-haw—they’re laughing, you’re appalled! [Bridge] They won’t carry kids, not to the sea or the beach, Too famous now—ain’t that a reach? "Not me, mate," says Eeyore the leech, Sucking fame dry like a public speech. So don’t believe ‘em, they’re all liars! And hey, I’m joking—it’s all satire! [Chorus] Donkeys are liars, especially Eeyore, cheeky and sneaky! Lazy wankers, they're so freaky! They crave fame, love, and emotional support, But deep down, they’re lazy—lying, of course! That noise they make, yeah, what’s it called? A bray? Hee-haw, hee-haw—they’re laughing, you’re appalled! [Outro] So next time you see one, remember this song, Their lazy schemes have been going too long. Eeyore, mate, your game’s exposed, You’re not sad—you’re just overly composed!
4 Comments
theSquirrelCatt 3w ago
Ha ha!! So great! Loving the energy!
⚡️❤️🫂️Noneko⚡️❤️🫂️ 6w ago
❤️🫂️good Song, but i feel a little depress know, dont know why!
WavyScho 6w ago
Lol sorry, didn't mean to depress anyone
Project_2501 9w ago
Lazy, sad Donkey, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Nice.😊
WavyScho 9w ago
Lol
Suddenly Significant 10w ago
I love it! Great fun song.
WavyScho 10w ago
Thank you