╭──────────────────────────.★..─╮ ꓄ꀎꋪ꓄꒒ꍟ ꃅꍟꍏꀸ Song by ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ Lyrics and arrangement by ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ Copyright © 2025 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ www.suno.com/@spikey76 ╰─..★.──────────────────────────╯ ꓄ꀎꋪ꓄꒒ꍟ ꃅꍟꍏꀸ 𝔸 𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕒 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕕 ───────────────────────────.★..─ I'm stuck on the loo, I'm having a poo, I'm straining so hard, My sphincter has bled, And from my ass pokes out, –a Turtle Head. ─..★.─────────────────────────── Turtle Head, Turtle Head, My Sphincter is hurting, Feeling kinda faint I swear the blood is squirting! Turtle Head, Turtle Head, Straining so hard, trying to birth this huge Turd-. (Tur-Turtle-Turtle) Turtle Head, Turtle Head. Turtle Head. (Turtle Head) Turtle Head. Turtle Head. ───────────────────────────.★..─ I'm still stuck on the loo, I can't budge this poo, I'm straining so hard, I'm starting to turn blue, As my sphincter is stretched, -I'm feeling faint too. ─..★.─────────────────────────── Turtle Head, Turtle Head, My Sphincter is hurt, Feeling the strain, As the blood spurts! Turtle Head, Turtle Head, Straining so hard, trying to birth this huge Turd-. (Tur-Turtle-Turtle) Turtle Head, Turtle Head. Turtle Head. (Turtle Head) Turtle Head. Turtle Head. ───────────────────────────.★..─ A piece broke off, A momentary relief, Feel like I've been pushing for hours, Will I ever know peace, My asshole is bloodied, -my brow is all sweaty. I guess I ate far too much, -spaghetti. ─..★.─────────────────────────── Here it comes, I have to push, The tiniest movement, But far from the flush, It's sticking out now, -Further than before. Half-In, Half-Out It touches the water. ───────────────────────────.★..─ Turtle Head, Turtle Head, My Sphincter is hurting, Feeling kinda faint, I swear the blood is squirting! Turtle Head, Turtle Head, Straining so hard, trying to birth this huge Turd-. (Tur-Turtle-Turtle) Turtle Head, Turtle Head. Turtle Head. (Turtle Head) Turtle Head. Turtle Head. ─..★.─────────────────────────── I pushed, I begged, I pleaded with the lord! Please take this turd, My ass has been gored! Finally, the turd is released from my ass, Was it divine intervention, or a buildup of gas? I wipe my butt, the paper turns red, I bled really hard, but at least I'm not dead! I stand up to look, and this monstrosity I made, It sticks out of the water, like a brown ice berg, That will not flush, it's far too huge, And go to find a stick, to break the deluge. Several prods, and several crushes, The Titanic Turd, Finally flushes! ───────────────────────────.★..─ ─..★.─────────────────────────── One... Two... Three... Turtle Head! Turtle Head! Turtle Head! Turtle Head! Turtle Head! Turtle Head! I'm tired, I'm sweaty and I'm feeling half dead! (Turtle Head!) Turtle Head! (Turtle) Head! Turtle Head! (Turtle Head!, Turtle Head!, Turtle Head!) Turtle Head! (Turtle Head!) Turtle Head! (Turtle Head!, Turtle Head!, Turtle Head!) Turtle Head!, Turtle Head! ───────────────────────────.★..─ ─..★.─────────────────────────── Copyright © 2025 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ
